- Mayonnaise Mission Statement: We will put ourselves in the mouths of millions of customers.
- Swag Onceler: That's MY mission statement! You are SO sued!
So I was watching an episode of Colbert Report on the DVR and he was talking about news reports on how big banks are not only “too big to fail” but “too big to jail”
Too big to fail made me think of the Onceler on the spot. But then to hear Too big to jail made me realize…
No WONDER the EPA or Greenpeace or some kind of environmental company wasn’t on the Onceler’s ass for pollution, destroying environments and the genocide of a plant species. He had lawyers and money and shit to bail him out of anything! The Onceler is just too big to jail!
And the Onceler should be lucky for that! The Onceler couldn’t make it in jail! He’s too pretty!
Hm… but now I want to see the Onceler blogs attempt a jail AU. Heh! Swag Onceler, One-ler, Bitter and the others in jail… no one knows what could happen…
This weekend the inevitable begins: Swag Onceler will take over Hoover Dam in Fallout New Vegas.
But once that happens, the game is over.
So, before I retire Swag, I need to plan whom the next victim will be.
And since no choices were thrown in, the options are:
EDIT: I just got a suggestion to make a character based off Finn from Adventure Time. That’s pretty damn clever and interesting! I’m adding that option to the list. Feel free to add more ideas.
Who do you want to see try and take over New Vegas? The winner will begin their quest, as in I will build the character and make choices and actions based on the character and what he would do in such situations. And I will try to periodically make updates (which I wish I did in the first place with Swag.)
Here’s a trailer and beginning to Fallout New Vegas to help you (or entice you) into the right choices:
Ps, that Fallout Swag Onceler fic is still happening.
Later today, maybe tonight, I am going to work on my Steamcest child fic. Yup, that one won, but I got such a wonderful plea for trickster gentlepimp that I may work on that later this week.
Along with that, I am just fascinated by Swag (enjoying his antics) in Fallout New Vegas, especially with a talking brain, I might just write a fanfic about it XD
ooh look what I found! A pretty damn close version of Swag’s conversation with his brain in Fallout New Vegas!
And seriously, does that brain sound like Gentleman Onceler or what? I mean, seriously, Swag, what’s Gent doing in your head??
A better question is, who would be your Heart and Spine?
Swag likes it when I update him on his Fallout New Vegas antics. Well, here’s a latest one:
In Old World Blues (or as I like to call it “Holy crap Dr. Venture is voicing a character I love this game!”) Swag finally caught up with the brain that was sneakily lobotomized out of him when he was unconscious. But, surprisingly, the brain could talk… in a way I would assume Gentleman Onceler could talk. And what’s more surprising, the brain didn’t want to return to Swag’s skull. Swag’s brain was tired of all the bullshit that he just wanted to chill in his brain jar for all eternity.
You heard it here folks! Swag is so unlikeable that even his own bodily organs despise him!
But Swag had the perfect way to convince his brain to join him: by threatening him with weeks upon weeks of television and hard liquor.
To quote Swag’s own brain, “You’re INHUMAN!!”
Along with getting his brain back, Swag was also reunited with his spine. However, he decided to stick with his cold, mechanical, artificial heart rather than his human heart.
So, Swag is now big brained, strong backboned, and Heartless. Or, as I like to call it, perfectly in character.
Swag Onceler in Fallout New Vegas is now beginning Old World Blues. I like where this is going, cause his first objective is to “find out where the hell you are” Oh, and he woke up with surgical scars, probably because he finds out that his brain, heart and spine have been replaced with robotics. Swag has the option to get his body parts back, but come on, cyborg Swag!
I have to post this, because it so so freaking ridiculously awesome, I will never have the chance to post this again:
In Fallout New Vegas, Swag Onceler is going through the Honest Hearts add on. He is right now completing a quest called Rite Of Passage, which involves drinking sacred tea, then wandering around in the desert high off his ass, until he find a giant fiery ghost bear and kills it.
Swag Onceler would approve of Fallout as the next AU, if THAT happens to him.
LOL!! I went back on my Swag Onceler character in Fallout New Vegas, went to his Lucky 38 suite, and what did I find nestled between the pillows on his bed? A teddy bear. Awwwww…..
I got bored late last night and downloaded a free virtual pet app onto my phone, which was this silly aquarium thing. You got to choose between three fish for your first pet, and I immediately went for the sea turtle and named it Trundle after Swag’s turtle.
Then I began to realize that Trundle’s just like Swag, know why? Soon as an octopus and a fish joined the aquarium, Trundle was dropping eggs constantly! Trundle’s screwing all the fishes in the aquarium! XD I named the babies Turtledove and Mitch, though in retrospect I should have named then Scone and Swon.
And maybe I should rename the octopus One, Trundle was with the octopus when the first egg dropped. And One-ler would make a good octopus.
If you want to make your own aquarium of Onceler fish, download FoneFish onto your smart phone. It’s free!
I did make a list last time of ideas I wanna write, and ignored half of them. But, here we go again. Ideas I’d like to do include:
And don’t forget, rps for bluerumrunner is always open, via skype or her blog bluerumrunner.tumblr.com
Feel free to send asks for any requests of fanfics I should do or hints on which fic I should start.
And don’t worry, first one will still be that trickster creamcest