Posted 2 weeks ago

Bluesy rambles about her dreams

I dream about houses a lot. Its kind of weird. I thought I’d share a few of them.

If anyone is good at dream interpretations I’d like to hear them.

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Posted 2 weeks ago

I am done with my life

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Posted 3 weeks ago

Bluesy ramblings about Moral Orel

As a Christian, you think this gem of the Adult Swim lineup would offend me.  It does.  However, there’s some parts of the show that kept me coming back.  Mostly it was in part due to the wonderful stop motion and the clever use of the Davey and Goliath style to make fun of Davey and Goliath as well as Christianity.  So, though I hated the show, I respected it.

But I’m glad I kept watching it because some episodes did arise that I actually did like.  Hell, there’s an episode or two that has a good message in it, perhaps even a pro religious pro Christian message to it.  Maybe I’m reading too much into it because I know the show was making fun of and even offending Christians.  However, I have to give them props for making a show that is supposed to offend me, but, in the end, it made me a fan (of most of it).

So, the season of Lent seems like the best and worst time to do this.  Let me ramble about my favorite Moral Orel episodes and why I like them.  Now, I will be going in no random order with exception that I am going down the list of episodes on Wikipedia until I stop on one to talk about.

 

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Posted 3 weeks ago

A treat for you Oncest fans!

So, has anyone heard of a crappy little gem called Junior?

It’s this movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito from the 1990s.  It’s about Arnold’s character carrying a baby to term.

Yes, people, there was an mpreg movie in the 90s.

I thought it was strange but funny as a kid.  Now, it just looks awful.

But lately I caught my mom watching it on Showtime On Demand.  (Why?)

So, there at this scene where Danny DeVito’s character finds out that Arnold’s character did not terminate the child, he is going to carry it until birth.  (However that works for men.)

Then Devito’s character goes on with this rant about “Men should not have children.  It messes with the balance of nature.  Only women should have children.  That is the miracle of being a man:  we don’t have kids.”

I had to leave the room before I started laughing so hard, cause from Danny DeVito, all I could picture was the Lorax lecturing to an mpregged Onceler carrying Greedler’s child.

Enjoy that, Oncest fans!

Posted 3 weeks ago

So I was talking to my phlebotomy teacher in the training center office. During the conversation my eye wandered to a table with two glass jars full of condoms. My mind went straight to Voodoo.

Now I am half thinking that on April fools day at the end of class I should grab the jars and run to my car screaming “VOODOO NEEDS THEM!!”

Posted 1 month ago

Due to financial problems and other burdens, I will be gone until further notice.

Posted 1 month ago

My Crystal Gems fan character

As Garnet would say, “I did it.”

It is kind of a cheat (partly due to Opal being taken by canon) but I based it on Hematite, a precious metal. Oh well, I still like it. Enjoy!

Also this is mostly the basics.

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Posted 1 month ago

Bluesy rambles about Oscars and animated films (because everyone else is)

I am not that shocked that Frozen won the Oscar.  When it comes to animation, the Academy are fans of three things:  Disney, Miyazaki and Wallace and Gromit (and sometimes Dreamworks).  But I was shocked, SHOCKED then not so shocked when I found out why this trend is possible:  the Academy don’t care about no animated people.

Overused jokes aside, this is a serious issue.  The Academy, who has been honoring films since the 1920s, does not honor one genre of films.  I’m sorry, not a genre, an art form.

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Posted 1 month ago

I’m writing the Pimp Jr, Smogler and Gearler fanfic because sburbox liked my post.

And now you’ve learned something:  like my shit and I may write what you want.

Posted 1 month ago

Bluesy ramblings about Pokemon X and Y and the Lorax

So, it’s pretty cool that two of my fandoms are synching up this week.  First, the free download code of pokemon Y that I’m still waiting for from Nintendo Club, and the second year anniversary of The Lorax movie debuting to theaters.  Now, people have some ideas to ring in this occasion, but I have some ideas in mind myself.

Then I decided to combine my love for both pokemon and the Lorax into one topic.  For this, we’re going to look into the latest edition of pokemon, Pokemon X and Pokemon Y.  Now, we all know that the region for this game, Kalos, is rich with references and inspiration to the country France.  Now, I played my copy of Pokemon X and definitely saw the French inspiration, as well as fall in love with that suave little bastard, Professor Sycamore.  But, the more I played the game the more I saw little inspirations to the Lorax.  Now, hear me out, because I’m not saying that the signs are there and intentional, but hopefully my explanation will make you wonder as well:  is Kalos is also the pokemon version of Truffula Valley?

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Posted 1 month ago

jolnnkrasinski:

easter is on 4/20 this year are you gonna blaze it or praise it

BOTH BITCHES

Posted 1 month ago

Has anyone gotten their Pokemon x and y download codes from club Nintendo yet?? I want my y!!!

Posted 1 month ago

Hey guys

I got to work way early so I thought I update you on things to come.

First, yes, there will be fanfics, yes they are mostly pimp Jr, and yes half of them are smut. For example, I have one of Jr relieving some stress when he hears his parents in the next room. I also have some cute ones in mind, like, remember when I wrote that fanfic of Smogler home schooled by Greedlerbot? Same thing, but with Pimp Jr and Gearler. Greedlerbot has a small class now, this should be fun.

I also have some ramblings in mind. One that is related to Pokemon x and y and the Lorax lore, and one that may be controversial because it’ll be opening some cans of worms lke religion and protests. But the biggest one is for the two year anniversary of the Lorax movie. Remember when I stated a year back the idea of the Lorax movie translating better as a Broadway musical? Well, I am doing something dangerous here and sharing an outline that I have concieved. Yes, I have fangirled an outline of the Lorax on Broadway and I am sharing it to you, the fans.

Well, I gotta start shilling egg white delights and chocolate covered strawberry frappes in about fifteen minutes, so I will see you in a few hours with a rambling. Maybe a fanfic, because something has to keep me busy while I wait for the Best Animated Feature Oscar tonight. Do you think we’ll get visited by a Turbo cybug again bitching about last year’s Oscar shocker? (no offense Brave)

Posted 1 month ago
blackphoenix77:

suckmesleezi:

maiaroseisuppose:

breeannabodybag666:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

omg i want them all.

I laughed more than I should of

meewoo-oh shit!

babies

blackphoenix77:

suckmesleezi:

maiaroseisuppose:

breeannabodybag666:

riahreah:

he meows so hard he falls over :o

omg i want them all.

I laughed more than I should of

meewoo-oh shit!

babies

(Source: masterofthepotato)

Posted 1 month ago

biggered:

biggered:

derfreedree:

unusual-ly:

theunfler:

englishwerewolf:

can we just

talk about his smile right here

I mean

oh my god it killed me

yOU CUTE LITTLE SHIT

WHAT SOUND DID I JUST MAKE

THAT WAS NOT HUMAN

omg! XDD happy dreams! XD

I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS SCREENSHOT YET OH MY GOSH BABY

seiosuly though this is when he had good sleeps, good dreams and high hopes.

It all changed when everyone left him. I’m 100 percent certain he did not sleep that well ever again.