Posted 1 week ago

I just got off a night of rifftrax just to say:

Rifftrax, riff the 2012 movie The Lorax.

show that Onceler no mercy

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

seriously, need help? I got a few scenes already myself

Posted 1 week ago

Gent said that Shoguru said that he and Pimp would be Latios and Latias. I’m guessing Gent the tias and Pimp the tios?

Junior: Yay! My parents are legendaries! I must be some special Riolu! Wait, am I adopted?

Posted 1 week ago
Or pimp as a Honchcrow
Anonymous asked

Nice call, I can see that

Posted 1 week ago
Gent could also be a Togekiss. Just a fluffy white bird thing
Anonymous asked

Could be, could be

Posted 1 week ago
Who? Insomnia or Little? Granted I started off on the wrong foot with Som, but Little is a little meanie. And I will be a gentleman with you, no matter how tempting your blog's call of "I'll tuck you in~" is. *chuckles*
ask-pimp-junior asked

bedtime-onceler:

…I.

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I’m… pretty sure I specified that you were messin’ with the lil’ guy, and…

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I dunno, I’d say maybe there’s a SLIGHT height difference. But hey, opinions, opinions.

Posted 1 week ago
I think Pimp would be a Charazard, Gent would be a Azumarill
ask-jamler-and-the-twins asked

Sounds cute, I should give Pimp Charizardite X

Posted 1 week ago

Quick! Tell me what pokemon Gent and Pimp would be!

Bonus for Pokemon of Bitch and Wantsler!

Its not like I’m planning a fic of Smog and Pimp Jr as Pokemon or anything- yes that’s exactly what I’m planning. Now who’s that Pokemon?

Posted 2 weeks ago

And That’s Where Babies Come From

The what may have really happened story of Smogler’s origin.

Based on, then spring boarded, from this post http://ask-smog.tumblr.com/post/58833588234

DISCLAIMER:  This is a theory, people.

Funny trivia:  Story named after my favorite delivered line from American Dad.

Rated PG-13, however, I should warn you about this one tasteful sex scene…

Oh, and sburbox, welcome back.

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Posted 3 weeks ago

http://little-ler.tumblr.com/post/93958092401/sigh-i-never-said-i-wasnt-going-to-chop-down

little-ler:

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Sigh.

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I never said I wasn’t going to chop down a tree. I’m going to— eventually. I’m just not ready yet. I mean, for a Once-ler, chopping down the first tree is a really big deal, and if I have to even explain why— well. You’ll figure it out eventually.

I just don’t…

Posted 3 weeks ago

There hasn’t been any steamcest or creamcest in a long time, and I want some. I should do something about that.

Ps, I miss Steam… and Crud… and Smog… and Onciebot and Greedlerbot and Pimp and Bitch… where are you shoguru and sburbox?

Posted 4 weeks ago
when will u finish your list of your fanfiction?, i have tried to read them but it's hard to get to your super good fics
Anonymous asked

I really should list my fanfics

Posted 4 weeks ago

Onceler college dream

So last night I had a dream where, after ruining the environment, Onceler went far away to a college, I guess to get a fresh start and redeem himself? He became friends with a girl who I think was me. *blush* During the dream there was a scene where they were fixing the roof of a dorm. For some reason I could grow vines and plants from my hands and used them to decorate/strengthen the roof. The Onceler put his hands on the roof by a hole and metal flowed out from his hands and covered it up.

There was more to the dream, but I hardly remember them, because I woke up saying “Oh god, now he can metal bend!”

Ps, according to the dream, the Onceler’s favorite song is Groove Is in the Heart by Dee-lite.

Posted 1 month ago

Prayers my way, interview tomorrow!

Posted 1 month ago

So

Now that you enjoyed my magnum opus of drama and porn

Would any of you be interested if I began writing original works?

Posted 1 month ago

Sick Days and Off Nights - Part Two

AU Gent Onceler is a bitch at Pimp’s brothel

Gent has to take a few sick days off, during that time he realizes a thing or two about his relationship as a bitch and a boyfriend.

I don’t know why, but I wanted to write a fanfic where bitch Gent got a disease from working at the brothel.  It just kinda spiraled into this, but it was worth it.

Rated M for major sex and major drama

Another warning, these are long.

This is part two, aka the cheerier part compared to part one

Part one - http://bluezey.tumblr.com/post/92691341992/sick-days-and-off-nights-part-one

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